Privacy Policy - Tickle the Turkey

1. Information We Collect (Spoiler: Nothing)

Here's the thing: we collect absolutely NOTHING about you. Zero. Zilch. Nada. We don't know who you are, where you are, or how many times you've giggled at our cartoon turkey. You're basically a privacy ninja, and we're totally cool with that.

More specifically, we don't collect:

• Your name (we'll just call you "Turkey Tickler Extraordinaire" in our heads)
• Your email address, phone number, or mailing address (we wouldn't know where to send fan mail even if we wanted to)
• Your location (whether you're tickling turkeys in Tokyo or Timbuktu is your business)
• Your camera or microphone access (the turkey doesn't need to see your face to enjoy a good tickle)
• Your browsing habits or usage patterns (tickle away without judgment!)
• Your high score (though we bet it's impressive)

2. How We Use Your Information

We don't share it, sell it, trade it, rent it, lease it, or whisper it to other companies in dark alleys. Because, again, it doesn't exist.

3. Third-Party Services (AKA The Only Tech We Actually Use)

This app does use some fancy features from your device. Don't worry, these are all things your phone does locally—like a very helpful, very private butler who never gossips:

• Audio capabilities: So you can hear the turkey's delightful reactions (gobble gobble!)
• Touch recognition: So the turkey knows when you're tickling it (consent is important, even for digital poultry)

All of this happens right on your device. Nothing gets sent to the cloud, to our servers, or to a secret underground turkey data center (which, let's be honest, would be adorable but doesn't exist).

4. Data Security

How do we keep your data secure? Well, it's really easy when there's no data to secure! It's like asking us how we protect our fleet of unicorns. We don't have unicorns, so they're 100% safe from unicorn thieves. Your data is equally secure from data thieves.

5. Children's Privacy (It's Super Safe, We Promise)

Parents, grandparents, and concerned adults: take a deep breath. This app is safer than a pillow fight in a bubble wrap factory. We don't collect ANY information from children. Or from adults. Or from anyone, really. (Are you sensing a pattern here?)

Kids of all ages can tickle the turkey to their heart's content without any creepy data collection. No registration required. No "ask your parents" moments. Just pure, simple, turkey-tickling fun.

6. Changes to This Policy

We might update this privacy policy in the future if, say, we suddenly develop amnesia and forget our "collect nothing" philosophy. Or if laws change. Or if turkeys gain sentience and demand better privacy protections.

Any changes will be posted right here on this page with a shiny new "Last Updated" date. We promise to keep the jokes fresh, too.

7. Contact Us (Yes, We're Real People!)

If you have questions about this Privacy Policy, want to report a bug, share your high score, or just tell us how much you love our turkey (we accept fan mail), hit us up: